Starting off my Christmas vacation today, I had a wet dream.
Only it wasn't wet and I woke up before any clothing damage could be done.
In the dream I was at a Vegas-style nightclub.
I had to go to the bathroom, and entering the men's restroom, there were holograms of live women in sexy poses displayed on the stall doors.
As you approached the stall door, the woman would react, telling you whether the stall was free. She'd be standoffish if occupied or beckon with her index finger if unoccupied.
All the stalls were taken, so I left and ran into a girl who was standing on her hands. Yet she had another head below her.
Sort of like being a Siamese twin, with her twin head being upside-down and attached to her knees.
We began kissing, and I felt her exploring "down there," then suddenly I felt some not unpleasurable warmth and moisture around my private parts.
It was her second head.
So I was kissing and getting head (from a second head) from the same girl at the same time.
It's been awhile since I've had any strange dreams, much less sexual dreams. Perhaps it was from the chicken wings, gingerbread yogurt, and box of Wheat Thins I ate last night.
Nevertheless, a good start to the holiday break.
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