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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Choosing between poker and X-Men

At the end of Friday, two promotion directors asked what I was doing this weekend.

Both times I said, "Uhhh..."

Almost like Monty Hall (er, Howie Mandel), they like to trick you. If you say you have no plans, you can get roped into doing a remote or promotion (like being the Easter Bunny, which I still plan to write about).

On the other hand, if you say you're busy, they'll say too bad, we had these extra tickets to Staind.

But then I remembered that everyone was off for Memorial Day weekend, so no promotions to run, just ones to enjoy. And though I didn't get paid for Monday, I was happy for the break.

One offered me $1200 tickets to the UFC, including a limo bus trip to Los Angeles. These were the same tickets I gave away on the morning show, and they had extras. Not really caring about the UFC (nor riding a bus filled with listeners), I thought I could perhaps use the trip to visit grubette, but it would only be for a couple hours.

The other asked me if I was planning to see X-Men: The Last Stand. He gave me a flier good for two tickets to X-Men for this weekend at The Palms. These are tickets that we're sponsoring, so I believe we're contributing to the opening weekend tally. The X-Men premiere that we did Thursday at midnight ended up being on six screens. We also had a jeweler create a custom-made X-Men charm that we gave away. With this many screens and promotions, Fox must be insuring they shatter the Memorial Day weekend box office. Or getting nervous that they won't.

I passed by The Palms on the way home and debated popping in to catch the movie, but realized I had a $5 free slotplay on Sunday, so I saved the slotplay and movie for then (result: won $6 in slots, thought X-Men was too convoluted with a ridiculous score).

Plus, I've been playing FullTilt a lot lately and needed a few more days of 100 points for the Bronze Iron Man tournament.

Logged in to find Party had dropped $40 into my account. I just had to play 400 raked hands to be able to cash it out. Tried popping into blackjack, but it wouldn't take the $40.

Put it all in NL and won $20. Closed the table, went to blackjack, and lost it in four $5 hands.

Returned to NL and lost $7.

With $33, I entered three $10+1 tourneys: a 5-table SnG, a multi capped at 250 (all 250 played), and a multi capped at 2500 (1011 played).

This is the first time I've played Party's new tourneys and modified starting chips and blind structure. I like this quite a bit in multis because a bad beat or two doesn't knock you out completely. I like it less in SnGs because they take so darn long.

Went out of the SnG in the second table at 17th. KK vs. AQ. This beat didn't hurt too much because I would've also made the preflop all-in call if I had AQ.

I lasted to 75th in the big multi for $23.25, making a $12.25 profit (or a $23.25 profit, considering the whole thing's a freeroll anyway). I raised with AQ and was called by two people. Flop gave a Q, which I check-raised all-in. One called with Q-10 and gut-turned a straight.

I was just above half-average stack, so this beat also didn't hurt much. I had to double-up just to be average.

I then concentrated on the 250 tourney. I flirted with being big stack at the table and tournament a few times, but when we headed to the final two tables I lost my lead.

People were playing ultra-tight. Me included, though when I checked the stats I was at 23 percent of flops seen (high for me).

A min-raise was usually enough to get people to fold, and I sometimes raised from the Button, sometimes one behind the Button, and then I'd sometimes fold on the Button when first to act. By being inconsistent, I was hoping the blinds took notice and didn't think I was stealing. It worked, and they gave me pots uncontested when it counted -- that is, when the blinds/ante were huge.

I had Aces twice. Once was right at the bubble. I raised 5x the blind, one person called, and the flop was an ugly 6-7-8. I pushed here and the guy folded. Another guy started chatting how I didn't have anything and was bullying the table. He turned his direction to anyone who raised preflop. I ignored him but wanted to get his chips, and I finally had a chance when he raised small and I immediately pushed with AQ. I covered him 3x and was above average plus in the money, so even if he won I wouldn't be crippled too much. He called instantly with Q10. A Queen flopped and fortunately no bad beat. Players thanked me for knocking him out.

The other time I had Aces was at the final two tables. I min-raised UTG+1 hoping to lure someone into re-raising, but everyone folded. I didn't show.

The very next hand I had KQs, which I folded. Generally I raise with this hand, especially UTG, but it was back-to-back with the previous hand, and I thought someone might play back at me the second time with an Ace or a pair. I wanted to keep my tight image.

One difficult fold was a limped flop of 2-3-10. I had J-10 and bet 1.5x the pot. Another player min-raised. I called. The turn was a 3. I checked and he bet slightly under pot. I typed "nh" and then I lied and said I had K-10 before folding, hoping that he'd show. He didn't.

The player was not in the blinds, so I didn't put him on 2-3. He could've had 22 or 33 or an overpair. The amount of the turn bet was suspicious, seeming to want more from me. An all-in there would almost be an easier call. But I didn't care for my kicker. Then again, I would also have folded if I had A-10. But with that, I probably would've raised preflop, and if the play went the same way, I would've put him on a pair.

At the final table, I clicked to make a deal, more out of a desire to see this new Party feature. Only two others selected the option, presumably the two low stacks. I was medium-stacked, but with blinds (and antes, another thing I wasn't expecting in this new version of Party) as high as they were, anything could happen.

I had three suckout hands.

One was within the first hour with AJs. Limped to me in the blinds, and I decided to limp along. The flop gave me a Jack plus two of my suit. I bet out, someone raised all-in (another 3x), and I called. He had pocket Aces, I rivered a flush. Had he raised preflop...

Another suckout was midway during the tournament. I was BB with 9-2 and saw a free flop of 9-9-x (two s). Many limpers, and I bet 2x the pot hoping to just take it.

All fold except the guy on the Button, who calls. I put him on a pocket pair in the 55-88 range. Something about his play, but I didn't put him on a flush draw.

The turn is Q. I push and he goes into the tank. The longer he takes, the more I think I'm good. I don't think he has a flush, what could he be thinking about? Just as I think he has a 9, he calls.

He shows K9 and suddenly the chips come my way. The river flashed a 2 and I sucked out.

My third lucky hand came at the final two tables with KK early. I raise 3x the blinds + ante, and get two callers. One of the callers is the big stack.

The flop is A-J-Q (rainbow).

I check, the big stack bets under pot, the other guy folds, and I push fast. The quickness was key, I thought. If I took too long to decide, he may think it a bluff. (If the other guy had called, I would've folded... his smooth call would've raised a red flag for something like K-10.)

I put big stack on a medium Ace, like A-10. Or maybe KQ.

I'm hoping to represent AK, AQ, or a set. If he called, I'd be dead and out in 7th for $100, which I felt was respectable for a few hours of play.

But he's a good player, he should fold.

He called and showed AJ. (If I were in his position, I would've folded... it isn't worth that many chips when a preflop raiser check-raises the flop on that board.)

The turn is x, the river is a King!

I double-up and become second in stack size.

Play continues normally for 15 minutes, then suddenly the chip leader goes on a tear. He knocks out three people within five minutes.

And we're now heads-up.

Heads-up is my favorite, though I rarely get the chance to play.

He outchipped me 4 to 1.

I didn't go crazy and make all-in moves. But I did mix up preflop raising (most of the time), calling (a few times), and folding (just once). He tended to give up the flop too many times, and I was able to slowly chip away. If he bet into the flop, I figured he connected with it, and it was an easy fold.

I felt I had a feel for his play after about five minutes. He was pretty straightforward up until the final hand.

Meanwhile, I still had "yes" clicked to make a deal. And I kept it clicked even when we became evenly stacked, and then when I moved ahead. If he had wanted a deal, I would've offered to chop 1st and 2nd evenly.

The final was 6-7-8 and me with 6-7, which I min-raised with.

Never wanting the possibility of it checking through, I bet big on the flop. He raises, and I reraise, and he pushes for a few more chips. The turn is an 8, the river's x, and he had 4-6.

This typo-riddled screen pops up...




And I was stunned that I won! This is the first time I've won a tournament since the Gold Coast "Beat the Pros" live tournament a few months ago (chopped nine or so ways), and over a year and a half ago since I won an online tourney.

And boy howdy does it feel good. I didn't think I made any real moves until it was heads-up, and I was helped immensely when he knocked out three players to get us there.

But no real bad beats and three lucky suckouts... if only that were the case every time. I always think you need to be lucky at least twice during a tournament in order to win.

With this $675 win and the other multi win, my Party account racked up to $698 without making any deposits.

Locked in a cashout of $500, then popped into Party blackjack, ran the remaining amount up to $400, then lost it all on $15 hands (when you start losing, boy do you start losing), minus the $40 I couldn't cashout. I took that $40 into NL and played maybe 30 raked hands before losing it.

The rest of the weekend wasn't so happy. If it weren't for the Party win, I'd probably be feeling like quitting poker entirely rather than just the month of June.

Today is my final day of poker for awhile. I still need 6 more hours of the 50 required to qualify for the $300,000 freeroll next weekend. Not sure I'll be able to do it, but I'll try. I can always sleep in the car, eh?

Friday, May 26, 2006

Lucky traffic

I'm tilting.

At a Hooters (!) 2/5 game, I flop a gutshot royal flush draw. Flop is Q-J-5. I'm all-in. K5o calls and wins. He also called a raise preflop. And I didn't realize my seat was wet (pool water) until I stood up.

At a Red Rock 1/2 game, I flop another gut royal draw with an Ace and King on the flop. A bet, a call, and I'm all-in. Both call. Turn is an Ace, giving me the nut flush. One guy bets, other drops. He shows A2o and says, "I think you got me, brother." River's a King, and he got me.

Another Red Rock 1/2 game, I have KK and raise $15. One caller, then a guy (who 10 minutes ago limped with Aces then check-called the rest of the way) who limped now raises all-in. I call, putting me all-in. Original guy who called the $15 says, "You have Aces, you have Kings... I can crack you both. I call." We show our hands. Talky guy has AQ, guy who limp-raised has AJ. Flop is an Ace, and I'm in third place.

At a Sunset 1/3 game, two set-over-sets. Two flopped sets cracked (me all-in on the flop both times).

Off to online, where two weeks ago I deposited $200, dropped to $40, then built to $700.

After more beats, I go on more tilt.

Table of online limpers, I raise all-in from the blinds with AQ. All fold except the Button, who says, "What are you doing?" and then calls. With J3o. Flop is a J, turn gives me an open straight draw, river is a 3. Same guy throws away all his chips to other players at the table.

Another online table, another limpfest, I raise all-in from the Button with AK. All fold except the last player who calls with Q10. I lose.

Down to $400 online.

The past two weeks I've lost $1600 in poker. I've lost $220 in slots.

This is why I play slots.

I expect to lose in slots, and I expect to be entertained for a few moments. In poker, I don't expect to lose. I expect good hands to hold up eventually. Not all the time, but maybe most of the time.

But this creeping luck factor gets to me. If there's a small percentage that the other person could win, they sure seem to more than their fair share. That's my perception, though I probably remember the suckout hands much more clearly than the hands I win.

In my early 20s before I began gambling, I was driving my roommates to a funeral for our other roommate. A mack truck sideswiped the driver's side and totaled the car and could've taken out the entire household in one fell swoop. Or at the very least, me.

This is the only major car accident I've been involved in, and I remember it vividly in slow motion. Glass from the windshield seemed to hover in the air like raindrops. Afterwards, everything was as quiet as the morning after a snowfall.

I often think how I possibly survived that. If the truck had been going a little faster, it wouldn't have been a question.

Not to get too pedantic, but I believe there's a balance in nature in illogical things such as chance and luck. I think there's an eventual karmic order going on.

People have asked what the most amount I've won in slots is, and it's $600 from the Mrs. Monopoly progressive just a few months ago. With all the playing I do, shouldn't I have won something bigger? A better question, why do I continue playing if I've never won anything significant?

It's not about winning necessarily. I play for the enjoyment of the game, and if I win or lose a little bit, I'm satisfied. But I do expect to lose whatever bill I insert.

But I wonder if not winning in slots (and other games involving luck, including poker) is balanced by the incredible luck I've had the past few weeks in not getting into car accidents.

A combination of lack of sleep, the high heat, and the lulls I get into while driving has me dozing off in traffic.

No matter how much sleep I get, I still get drowsy in the afternoons.

With the 3-4 hours of sleep I get now, I've found myself walking into women's restrooms, falling asleep at the start of a 45-person online tournament (I came in 14th), and snoozing in parking garages (a couple times security has rapped on my window to make sure I wasn't dead).

Unlike D.C., the west coast seems big on installing little rumble strips along the median, and quite a few times those bumps have saved me from going all the way into the other lane.

I'll be at a stoplight and drift off to car horns behind me when the light's been green. I've driven past my exit and not realized it three exits later.

Someone's definitely looking out for me, and the price I'm paying is not being lucky in cards.

As the saying goes, lucky in cards, unlucky in traffic fatalities.

I wonder if I had been gambling at the time of that first accident, could I have won Megabucks?

This weekend will be filled with poker, mostly the 14 hours I have left to qualify for the $300,000 freeroll in June. Hopefully I won't lose too much against the Memorial Day tourists (537,000 visitors are expected).

But come June 1st, I'll be taking a month off from poker and any kind of gambling. Not to see if I can do it, but more out of necessity.

Let's hope I don't have any accidents in that time.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Maniac play with Men in Black slots

Being a gambling addict, it's easy to avoid gambling simply by staying away from casinos (slots/blackjack) and being off the computer (online slots/blackjack).

When your job requires you to visit casinos daily, it becomes a bit like an alcoholic working an open bar.

Blackjack is easy to avoid because of the interaction and time commitment involved. Though because of this, the freeplay coupons I still get make it difficult to use for one hand and then leave; I don't like to be that person who interrupts the flow of a shoe, disrupting it for everyone else.

With my freeplays now all a measly $10 per week (from a high of $50/week) and the possibility of losing much more (the casinos know what they're doing by offering these freeplays to give you a savory taste), it isn't worth making a special trip to redeem, so I now toss them unless I happen to be in that casino with an empty blackjack table to play one hand without bothering other players.

Slots are a different story. They beckon with their flashing lights, catchy melodies, and halter tops. They pull me in, not thinking I can win a jackpot (I'd play reel progressives, if that were the case -- Megabucks is way overdue at $19.1 million now, last hitting at Aladdin for about $12 million), but the chance to try something new and have fun while passing the time.

Increasingly, the penny slots that I play contain more and more bonuses that are harder to hit. Slot companies have realized players play for the bonus round and then move on, so why not create a machine with multiple bonus rounds?

Makes sense, and I fall for it every time.

I first really noticed this with Funhouse, where most of the money was in the bonus rounds. The multiple bonus icons took up all the reels, so of course the regular spins didn't offer much.

Today I was at The Orleans to pick up Ringling Bros. tickets for work. The box office wasn't open yet, so I wandered the casino.

How do you kill half an hour in a casino?

The poker room had two tables running (one NL), and both had seats. I could've sat, but I've been running so bad in poker this past week, I want a couple days away.

Blackjack I still get a nauseous feeling whenever playing -- last year, New York New York sent me a $25 promo chip every month for eight months, and when they stopped I decided to play. You had to play the chips, you couldn't cash them in. If you played and won, you could play the chip again (unlike freeplay coupons, where you relinquish the coupon once winning or losing). My strategy was to play eight hands, keep whatever money I won, then double up whatever promo chips were left. Didn't get very far, because I lost eight hands in a row. This was single deck through two shuffles.

Just outside the poker room, I passed what I'd expected to be the third Men in Black slot machine, "Galactic Payback."

WMS flubbed this third release. The second one, "Riches of the Universe," improved on the first and other than Mr. Cashman, it was the slot I played the most last year. The third one I liked the least, seeming more a prototype modeled after machines of the late '90s. The bonus round took you up to a mechanical display above the monitor with pinball-like LED numbers. Very cheap look and feel. I don't know how successful it was, but I suspect if it were the first Men in Black slot released, they wouldn't have had the justification for sequels.

Instead of "Galactic Payback," though, it was a fourth incarnation of the comic/movie franchise.

I had to play.

Will Smith had better sign to do another movie sequel soon (or at least sign off on his slots likeness), because they're running out of slot machine ideas. Still, this machine pulls elements of its predecessors and uses them fairly well, though it's more a mish-mash of themes mixed together like a salad with all the dressings plus oil and vinegar.

The look of it is similar to "Galactic Payback" (I prefer the nice clean futuristic feel of "Riches of the Universe"), but the bonuses are better.

The main bonus takes you to cities around the world, giving you three shots at picking aliens. If you pick humans, you're given one more shot. Some aliens are "special" aliens, and you get extra points when you select what they're trying to smuggle back to their planet.

Frank the pug is there again to guide you along, and it was good to hear new comments from him. He also not only sometimes picks the first alien for you, but once gave me a neuralyzer pass when my last pick was a human. Like the "Party Saver" when hitting a Pooper in Super Jackpot Party, I love these second-chances. It tends to save the player from kicking the machine when he thinks he already received a second chance. Even though it's all probably predetermined anyway.

Alas, I didn't do so well on this fourth Men in Black machine. The bonus got me $15 off a 60-cent pull, but from then on it was a steady decline and I lost $100 down.

As is the case with most gambling, once you're on a losing streak (even at 60 cents a pull), you keep losing... and fast.

But despite losing, it was a good time killer until the Ringling Bros. tickets were ready.

One of these days I'll never play slots again.

At least till Men in Black 5.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Sunset seniors

I have some downtime before lunch, so thought I'd post a quickie about last night despite coworkers peeking over my shoulder.

Played Sunset Station and lost lost lost in 3/6/9 limit, which I don't care how skilled you are, with the 10 percent rake to $4, the $1 jackpot rake, the dealer toke, and at least one person constantly drawing to gutshots no matter how many reraises... not even multi-playering cheater ZeeJustin could beat this game.

But it was the highest limit running, they've never been able to get their no-limit off the ground, and I need 50 hours of live play by the end of the month for entry into their $300,000 freeroll in June.

I was waiting for 6 p.m., the time I could pick up my mystery cash (minimum $3, maximum $1000). I figured I'd also -- big surprise -- eat the dinner buffet, because I have to use up my points before my Platinum status expires next month.

I've been eating too many buffets these days, one time going 16 days straight eating a buffet every day. I need to carry a change of expanding waistline clothing in the car so I can handily change to sweatpants with no buttons and zippers.

One benefit to the Sunset poker room is the beeper you're given, which I think is a Vegas first. Plus it works casino-wide amidst all the radio interference. And it's useless if stolen. Maybe it explodes in a mist of red dye.

My wait was an hour, which I unfortunately spent playing Mr. Cashman. Played the same Jewel of the Enchantress machine that mamagrub's beau played at 25 cents a pull last month, hit the random spin Cashman, and won $800. I wouldn't have believed it had I not seen it. I wasn't so lucky at $1.25 a spin, so I switched to the African Dusk machine, and was doing worse until I was saved by the beeper. The beeper startled me so much I almost hit the woman playing next to me.

A slot machine aside: I believe the next era of slot machines should be slots which are interactive with other players. IGT is on the right track with the new Wheel of Fortune Special Edition Super Spin (available at Red Rock and Barbary Coast), where players sit in a big circle with a giant wheel in the middle. When you hit the bonus, other players have a few seconds to also hit the bonus, then the big wheel is automatically spun with players receiving whatever their ticker points to. Players are encouraged to stand up and take part in the excitement.

I think IGT missed the boat here. This isn't interactive, it encourages jealousy and envy when one person hits 10,000 pennies and another hits 50. This makes me want to stand up and curse out the player who gets $100.

What they should have done is have other players share the bonus that the main player hits. It could be all players currently playing, players picked at random, or players who've made a side bet.

And the main player should always receive the largest bonus. This would get players to root for him/her (versus rooting for themselves).

Some pai gow tables have a Fortune Bonus, where an extra bet entitles you to share in a player's winnings if they hit something big. In this Wheel of Fortune, there could be an extra side bet to share in the bonus.


Sat down at a new table with an attractive woman in her 20s to my left, playing every hand, and cracking my set of Aces with a flush and gutshot straight flush draw. Rebuy! As a result, she became less attractive and had a big nose and eyes too far apart, and instead of hiding my side glances at her midriff and ripped jeans, I made my secret fantasies blatant, complete with mouth agape.

The very next hand, she gets pocket Aces and takes down a huge pot. Nice that someone's pocket Aces hold up. She cashed out $100 up, all within 20 minutes.

Truthfully, I probably also would've kept calling. It's limit after all, and Aces full of 10s beaten wins the in-house bad beat jackpot of $10,000. Four 7s beaten wins the progressive, currently at $159,000 ($45,000 to the loser, $30,000 to the winner, everyone currently playing at every Station Casino poker room shares the rest).

With the luck that I seem to have, you'd think I'd be in on one of these bad beat jackpots eventually.

I went back to my loose playing, but draws just didn't materialize. Another woman called my pocket 9s raise with 82o and flopped two pair.

Later, I think an older guy did some angle-shooting at me but I wasn't sure.

We were heads-up and he check-called the flop. On the turn, he checked and I checked back, but the dealer wasn't paying attention. The guy then said, "Is it my action?" and he bet out.

I stared this guy down, trying to detect if he was aware of what he did or if he missed the check through completely. I tend to think it's the latter, but you never know.

Though when you're staring senior citizens down, I do know it's time to rack up and leave.

Not having enough chips left for a rack, I checked out and headed to mystery cash, where I felt good about cutting in the line of 100+ people waiting (I'm going to miss my Platinum card) and drew for $5.

Then the buffet, which really isn't much different from the lunch buffet, save the prime rib, dessert station (cherries jubilee, bananas foster, peach flambee) and picatta station (chicken, pork, white fish... they used to have veal, but it was too expensive for them).

I stuffed myself so much that I'm still full today.

Okay, back to work.